We're new — and we're not going to pretend otherwise.

The $1,500-a-month agency with the glossy report and the invisible results. The software subscription that told you what was wrong and left the fixing to you. The Saturday afternoons lost to a website editor.

Meanwhile the way people find you changed completely: they stopped scrolling and started asking AI — and the AI names one or two businesses. So we built the thing we wished existed. A service that does the actual work to make you that name, shows you each change before it ships, and waits for your yes. No homework. No jargon. No contract.

Here's the honest state of things. You won't find a wall of five-star quotes here, because we'd rather have none than fake ones. What we do have is a measuring stick nobody can argue with.

Every week, we ask ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity, and Claude hundreds of real questions — the kind your customers actually ask, like “who's the best near me?” — and count exactly who they name. That count is the score our businesses watch, and it's the score we answer to. When it moves, you see it. When it doesn't, we say that too.

Measuring weekly since July 2026. Business names stay private until each owner is happy to be named.

• ✓$495/mo, flat. The same for every business — everything included, no tiers and nothing to qualify for. Less than an agency bills for a single hour, and one new customer usually covers it many times over.
• ✓A guarantee, in writing. If at least one major AI assistant isn’t citing your business within 60 days of signup, you get every dollar back. One refund per customer; we share the measurement either way.
• ✓A short weekly note. Plain English: what we did, and what changed. You'll never wonder what you're paying for.
• ✓Your first two weeks free. $0 today. Your first charge of $495 is on day 15, and we email you three days before.
• ✓The founders on the other end. Questions go to the people who built this, not a ticket queue.

As the first results come in, we'll publish them here — with permission, and without cherry-picking.